Les récits d'héroïsme et de grandeur sont légion : on sauve la princesse, on obtient sa main et la moitié du royaume comme dot.

Oubliez tout ça ici.



Vous incarnez Sir Whoopass, un courageux chevalier au cœur d'or !
... mais aussi le responsable bien malgré lui du chaos absolu dans un monde jadis parfait.

À la suite d'un enchaînement de choix de vie douteux, le désordre le plus complet règne dans l'univers par votre faute... et maintenant, à vous de régler ça en filant une bonne raclée à votre ennemi juré, L'Immortel !

UN HACK'N SLASH HILARANT

Vous kiffez mourir dans des positions improbables ? Quid des épées ? Des massues ? Des baguettes magiques imprégnées du pouvoir d'une toux légèrement mégacontagieuse ? Ne cherchez plus ! Tatanez des légions d'orques, de squelettes, de trolls et autres bestioles aux habitudes immondes qui se dressent sur le chemin de votre rédemption.

SILLONNEZ LE MONDE OUVERT

La quête pour L'Artéfact Légendaire Tueur de Méchant™ vous emmènera aux quatre coins du monde de Boischelou. Traversez des forêts, explorez des grottes froides et humides et ratissez les cieux lors de votre épopée.



En chemin, vous tomberez sur des puzzles, des trésors et des artefacts compliqués cachés (et d’autres pas trop non plus, voire placés pile où il faut comme par hasard), éparpillés à travers le monde.

(Là, on devrait probablement évoquer les armes à vendre chez le forgerion, le chattucino fraîchement préparé, les meules de fromage secrètes, les agents du fisc hargneux et les quêtes annexes. Mais ce blabla publicitaire traîne déjà en longueur.)

Update v1334 (November 22nd, 2024)

Performance Update: Now with 50% Less Rage-Quitting!

Hear ye, hear ye, brave (and occasionally frustrated) warriors of Sir Whoopass! We’ve read your feedback, felt your rage in every ALL-CAPS COMMENT, and witnessed your noble battles against the true villain of the game: Lag.

After a mighty quest involving caffeine, bug-slaying, and no small number of spells (a.k.a. code fixes), we’ve summoned forth The Lag-Slayer Update! Now, instead of jittering around like a caffeinated Orc Hipster on Cattucino, you’ll be gracefully gliding through battle at speeds even The Legendary Villain-Beating Artifact™ would envy.

What’s new, you ask? The optimizations mainly affects the Overworld which was the rage-quitting machine; here's a summary on what you can expect in this update:

• Smoothness & Stability: Fewer frame drops and higher framerate, so your sword swings look like deadly bullets. Reworked the Overworld to increase framerate and reduce memory usage.

• AMD Fixes: The 2nd biggest villain was AMD CPU's and GPU's which suffered an unnecessary amount. Now it should process as fast as a cowardly Orc Noob fleeing Sir Whoopass himself.

• Player movement: A "feature" allowed Sir Whoopass to move slightly less quick depending on camera angle - now you run with full grace no matter what camera angle.

So dive back in, wield your mighty weapons and show those enemies what the Sir Whoopass experience feels like. And remember, fellow whoopers, keep the feedback coming. Who knows? We might just polish this game so hard it could pass as Sir Whoopass’s armor.

Happy slaying, The Sir Whoopass Team

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Update v1186 (March 14th, 2024)

New features

• Hungarian localization now available! Big thanks to Zsolt Brechler for the translation!
• New official Sir Whoopass song! Available in the Credits screen and The Bard also plays it at the Jolly Barrel Inn! Written and performed by Valentin "Wakkaah" Lundin. We are super happy with it! Thank you so much!! Check out more from him over here: https://www.twitch.tv/wakkaah

Bug Fixes

• Players didn't start with 50% health upon starting the game, thus not being able to eat their first tender garden gnome.
• Some translation errors are fixed.

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Update v1046 (March 16th, 2023)

New features

• Hungarian localization now available! Big thanks to Zsolt Brechler for the translation!
• New official Sir Whoopass song! Available in the Credits screen and The Bard also plays it at the Jolly Barrel Inn! Written and performed by Valentin "Wakkaah" Lundin. We are super happy with it! Thank you so much!! Check out more from him over here: https://www.twitch.tv/wakkaah

Bug Fixes

• Players didn't start with 50% health upon starting the game, thus not being able to eat their first tender garden gnome.
• Some translation errors are fixed.

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